Tuesday, August 31, 2010

HOMOPHOBIA

I was reading Nick's Football blog post when I came across this interesting article about homophobia in soccer. It brings up an interesting point that I am sure is not ever going to be resolved. Being gay in sports where men are "touching" one another to a straight man seems "not cool". Look I'm straight and the last thing i am going to be thinking about if someone is gay that is chasing, tackling, tripping, jumping on, etc. I guess it is me being tolerant and open minded? Or maybe it's the fact I could care less?

This is such a hot button issue that my computer keys are burning. Gotta go!!

Dueces!!

BED BUGS GO AWAY

http://gothamist.com/2010/08/28/nycha_gets_around_to_getting_rid_of.php


Saturday, August 21, 2010

MR. GREEN YOU AMAZE ME

Cee-Lo Green aka Mr Goodie Mob aka Smoothest Voice in the South. Remember he used to be a rapper. Oh yeah and that little group called Gnarls Barkley just came out with a song that i swear has been in about 80% of the population's head. F U is amazing. Love ya Mr. Green.

Back when he was a rapper I was introduced to his voice with this gem:



Now hear is the new JAM: F-U. No it's the name of the song I swear. Don't want to piss off my 11 readers.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

TUM TA TUM TUM TUM

I just came from the Deli downstairs of my office building and I was just there getting a little bagel. As always when I go down there are tourists all over the joint ordering various eggs, breads, yogurts, etc. I try not to listen to what people order because I don't want to judge but this morning I was forced into the land of no return. After I ordered my bagel with scallion cream cheese (thanks Mrs. Shulman and Mrs. Gardos) I overheard this woman order two eggs with sliced turkey on a roll (not so terrible) but the next three words will have me scarred for life. She asked for it with VEGETABLE CREAM CHEESE!! The guy behind the counter asked her to repeat her order and she repeated it and he replied "all on the same sandwich" She said "YES" like it was a strange request.

I immediately looked down at her stomach to see if she had a baby bump and there was not one visible. I could not wrap my brain around what the hell this woman was thinking. I wanted to cancel my order because I was so confused, slightly disgusted, and just shocked. I then began to imagine what that would taste like in my mouth and I began to gag. I took my bagel and ran the hell out of there thinking to myself. Lady you just ruined my breakfast. Does anyone else eat anything weird or extra gluttonous?

I did once have a bacon and cream cheese on a bagel. Don't judge me. So, I guess maybe I shouldn't judge her. It is really hard not to.

BRILLIANT

I love Simon Doonan and the article below is another check added to the "you're the man" list.

How Snooki Got Her Gucci: The Dirt on Purses

http://www.observer.com/2010/culture/pricey-landscaping

"Soon she will be able buy her own Birkin, thereby precipitating a mass Jonestown suicide over at Maison Hermes."

Honestly this is a low down dirty ploy by luxury brands but in the dog eat dog world of retail this is a major development.

Whoever was delegated this job must be reading STAR magazine as I type looking for the "who makes people's skin crawl list"

LOVE IT!! YES!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

PATRON

Wow this guy is not only an idiot but a comedian as well. What was he thinking? Obviously he is about to be a Youtube superstar.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

YES

Awesome. White Bread makes me cringe when I see it so I'm happy about this. Brown rice is next. Hopefully.

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2010/08/02/2010-08-02_wheat_bread_surpresses_white_bread_as_grain_favorite_report_says.html

No Wonder! Wheat bread sales surpass white bread sales for first time ever!