BEST CHRISTMAS CARD EVER

Genius

HMMMM

So Kesha likes to eat toilet paper. So when she has a BM does that mean she doesn't have to wipe? I'm just saying. I know you had that thought too. Don't judge me or Kesha.

DON'T CALL ME GRANNY I MEAN GAGA

I'm just saying

SEXY LINGERIE

ALL OVER THIS

I'm into this:

NEXT DINNER PARTY

MY Queen will have to agree to this but I smell Def Jam Rapstar and Karaoke.

REALLY?

I still can't believe that this happened. I walk with my head down in shame. We lost the game and I hope we lose that coach for the year. Dirt bag hall of fame.

HOLY CRAP

Insane! They don't build them like they used to:

BLAME BARACK?

MLB millionaire Luke Scott decided to give his take on the status of America. Another crackpot that think President Obama was not born in the U.S. He also talks about accountability with Obama but I did not here a peep about the former President Bush who was KING at passing the buck. I'm so sick and tired of these obscure RANDOM ding dongs just going off.

Know your role son! You work for a man that donated to your current President's campaign. Let's see you talk shhh about the individuals who own your team and essentially own YOU.

Here is the full interview below.

http://bossip.com/317333/redneck-mlb-player-luke-scott-obama-want-even-born-here-he-dont-even-have-a-birthing-certificate-mine-is-my-cabinet-169691/