Found this on some random blog. Scene from Zack and Miri make a porno. Hilarity.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
FUNNY STUFF
I am not a huge fan of 50 but this is hilarious. I guess 50 is bored and is still beefing with the FAT GANGSTA
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
WTF
Yo Mr. Marbury,
You must be bored as hell because you are absolutely making no sense. I think you must have been poisoned by the money or possibly just plain old lost your god damn mind. I am also pissed off at the people who are around him allowing him to play himself on the Internet like this. C'MON SON!! Please stop the madness. Mad at the dude in the background really feeling himself. WTF!
You must be bored as hell because you are absolutely making no sense. I think you must have been poisoned by the money or possibly just plain old lost your god damn mind. I am also pissed off at the people who are around him allowing him to play himself on the Internet like this. C'MON SON!! Please stop the madness. Mad at the dude in the background really feeling himself. WTF!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
COPS
This is hilarious: via nbc news
http://www.nbc-2.com/global/story.asp?s=11173624
http://www.nbc-2.com/global/Category.asp?c=170893&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=4148119&flvUri=&thirdpartymrssurl=
Officers caught Wii bowling during drug bust
Difalco has an extensive arrest record.
He's done time in state prison for trafficking drugs.
On this day, members of a multi department drug task force claim they discovered drugs, weapons and stolen property.
A security camera they missed, showed detectives also discovered a fun video game to play, Wii bowling.
And over the course of the next 9 hours, the game was on.
One detective bowled frame after frame after frame.
Practice makes perfect.
And while one female detective lifted a couch looking for drugs, another detective focused on pin action
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd calls the display embarrassing.
"How do you explain it? Well you can't explain that, my deputies know that they shouldn't have been playing Wii while they were involved in that search warrant."
Detectives from the Sheriff's office, Winter Haven, Auburndale and Lakeland police department's all participated in the raid, and all caught on camera.
Judd says it was the supervisors who are at fault.
"That doesn't please me what pleases me less is the supervision that didn't say turn the television off."
Instead of ordering the video game and television turned off, this supervisor from Lakeland PD joined the fun.
Defense attorney Rick Escobar watched a sampling of the drug raid video
"I've never seen anything like this. I find this very offensive. Shocking embarrassing I'm sure that the department is extremely embarrassed by this behavior. "
Records show 16 detectives spent 9 hours searching Difalco's property, the cost to taxpayers $4,000.
Escobar thinks this will not look good to the public.
"All the citizens are thinking wait a minute we are paying these people to go out and protect us and here they are playing bowling on our time."
The sheriff argues there is always down time during searches, no tax dollars were wasted.
"The nature of a search warrant is hurry up and wait it just is, am i trying to defend the fact that they were bowling not at all, that was inappropriate."
The sheriff claims he launched an internal administrative investigation, and will wait for a final report before he decides if anyone will face discipline.
"It's an embarrassment to the detectives involved and its an embarrassment to the organization but you know what we employee 1800 people and not one of them is perfect we all make mistakes. They made a mistake."
http://www.nbc-2.com/global/story.asp?s=11173624
http://www.nbc-2.com/global/Category.asp?c=170893&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=4148119&flvUri=&thirdpartymrssurl=
Officers caught Wii bowling during drug bust
Difalco has an extensive arrest record.
He's done time in state prison for trafficking drugs.
On this day, members of a multi department drug task force claim they discovered drugs, weapons and stolen property.
A security camera they missed, showed detectives also discovered a fun video game to play, Wii bowling.
And over the course of the next 9 hours, the game was on.
One detective bowled frame after frame after frame.
Practice makes perfect.
And while one female detective lifted a couch looking for drugs, another detective focused on pin action
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd calls the display embarrassing.
"How do you explain it? Well you can't explain that, my deputies know that they shouldn't have been playing Wii while they were involved in that search warrant."
Detectives from the Sheriff's office, Winter Haven, Auburndale and Lakeland police department's all participated in the raid, and all caught on camera.
Judd says it was the supervisors who are at fault.
"That doesn't please me what pleases me less is the supervision that didn't say turn the television off."
Instead of ordering the video game and television turned off, this supervisor from Lakeland PD joined the fun.
Defense attorney Rick Escobar watched a sampling of the drug raid video
"I've never seen anything like this. I find this very offensive. Shocking embarrassing I'm sure that the department is extremely embarrassed by this behavior. "
Records show 16 detectives spent 9 hours searching Difalco's property, the cost to taxpayers $4,000.
Escobar thinks this will not look good to the public.
"All the citizens are thinking wait a minute we are paying these people to go out and protect us and here they are playing bowling on our time."
The sheriff argues there is always down time during searches, no tax dollars were wasted.
"The nature of a search warrant is hurry up and wait it just is, am i trying to defend the fact that they were bowling not at all, that was inappropriate."
The sheriff claims he launched an internal administrative investigation, and will wait for a final report before he decides if anyone will face discipline.
"It's an embarrassment to the detectives involved and its an embarrassment to the organization but you know what we employee 1800 people and not one of them is perfect we all make mistakes. They made a mistake."
Monday, September 21, 2009
Funny
This is one of the most ignorant and funniest blog comments I have ever read. I usually don't read the comments but this one I am glad I stumbled onto this gem :
Via Boy Genius Report
The iPhone is for douchebags who drive hybrids, wear sandles and turn their underwear inside out the second day to help save the planet. Professionals who need a real smartphone choose BlackBerry."
Via Boy Genius Report
The iPhone is for douchebags who drive hybrids, wear sandles and turn their underwear inside out the second day to help save the planet. Professionals who need a real smartphone choose BlackBerry."
Thursday, September 17, 2009
UMMMM
Sent to me from a co worker:
This is a hilarious video on Fox 5 News Anchor having a few issues with his tongue. This is so awkward and the facial expression on the co anchor is priceless.
This is a hilarious video on Fox 5 News Anchor having a few issues with his tongue. This is so awkward and the facial expression on the co anchor is priceless.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
ILLY PHILLY
What is going on in Philadelphia?
http://libwww.freelibrary.org/closing/
All Free Library of Philadelphia Branch, Regional and Central Libraries Closed Effective Close of Business October 2, 2009
All Free Library of Philadelphia Customers,
We deeply regret to inform you that without the necessary budgetary legislation by the State Legislature in Harrisburg, the City of Philadelphia will not have the funds to operate our neighborhood branch libraries, regional libraries, or the Parkway Central Library after October 2, 2009.
Specifically, the following will take effect after the close of business, October 2, 2009:
All branch and regional library programs, including programs for children and teens, after school programs, computer classes, and programs for adults, will be cancelled
All Parkway Central Library programs, including children programs, programs to support small businesses and job seekers, computer classes and after school programs, will be cancelled. We are exploring the possibility of relocating the Philadelphia Author Series programs to other non-library facilities.
All library visits to schools, day care centers, senior centers and other community centers will cease.
All community meetings at our branch and regional libraries, and the Parkway Central Library, will be cancelled.
All GED, ABE and ESL programs held at Free Library branches will be discontinued, students should contact their teacher to see if other arrangements are being made.
In addition, all library materials will be due on October 1, 2009. This will result in a diminishing borrowing period for books and other library materials, beginning September 11, 2009. No library materials will be able to be borrowed after September 30, 2009.
Even as we remain hopeful that the State Legislature will act and pass the enabling funding legislation, we wanted to notify all of our customers of this very possible outcome. If you have any questions about impacts to Free Library services, call 215-686-5322, or visit the Free Library of Philadelphia website at www.freelibrary.org. If you have questions about changes to City services, or if you want to be kept informed about this situation, we encourage you to contact Philly 311 by calling 3-1-1 between the hours of 8am and 8 pm Monday-Friday, and 9am-5pm Saturdays, e-mail philly311@phila.gov, or visit the City of Philadelphia website at http://www.phila.gov.
We thank you for your understanding, patience, and continued support of the Free Library of Philadelphia during these difficult times.
Siobhan Reardon, President and Director, Free Library of Philadelphia
http://libwww.freelibrary.org/closing/
All Free Library of Philadelphia Branch, Regional and Central Libraries Closed Effective Close of Business October 2, 2009
All Free Library of Philadelphia Customers,
We deeply regret to inform you that without the necessary budgetary legislation by the State Legislature in Harrisburg, the City of Philadelphia will not have the funds to operate our neighborhood branch libraries, regional libraries, or the Parkway Central Library after October 2, 2009.
Specifically, the following will take effect after the close of business, October 2, 2009:
All branch and regional library programs, including programs for children and teens, after school programs, computer classes, and programs for adults, will be cancelled
All Parkway Central Library programs, including children programs, programs to support small businesses and job seekers, computer classes and after school programs, will be cancelled. We are exploring the possibility of relocating the Philadelphia Author Series programs to other non-library facilities.
All library visits to schools, day care centers, senior centers and other community centers will cease.
All community meetings at our branch and regional libraries, and the Parkway Central Library, will be cancelled.
All GED, ABE and ESL programs held at Free Library branches will be discontinued, students should contact their teacher to see if other arrangements are being made.
In addition, all library materials will be due on October 1, 2009. This will result in a diminishing borrowing period for books and other library materials, beginning September 11, 2009. No library materials will be able to be borrowed after September 30, 2009.
Even as we remain hopeful that the State Legislature will act and pass the enabling funding legislation, we wanted to notify all of our customers of this very possible outcome. If you have any questions about impacts to Free Library services, call 215-686-5322, or visit the Free Library of Philadelphia website at www.freelibrary.org. If you have questions about changes to City services, or if you want to be kept informed about this situation, we encourage you to contact Philly 311 by calling 3-1-1 between the hours of 8am and 8 pm Monday-Friday, and 9am-5pm Saturdays, e-mail philly311@phila.gov, or visit the City of Philadelphia website at http://www.phila.gov.
We thank you for your understanding, patience, and continued support of the Free Library of Philadelphia during these difficult times.
Siobhan Reardon, President and Director, Free Library of Philadelphia
LOVE YOURSELF
These people on this show are...............ignorant but I guess that is how they feel about themselves. The Mexican graffiti comment is "BRILLIANT" These people are so confused. So sad.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
leroy smith
If you don’t know about “The Man Who Motivated Michael Jordan” by now, it’s in your best interest to check out the viral campaign’s website and get familiar. Charlie Murphy’s portrayal of Leroy Smith, the basketball player who won a varsity spot over Jordan in high school (thus inspiring his rise to greatness), is making rounds as one of the funniest, recent Internet sensations. We’ve already seen infomercials and mock interviews from Leroy, and the hilarious antics only continue with this new music video.
“My Gift To The Game” features Charlie Murphy in full Leroy uniform lip-synching to Ryan Leslie vocals and plenty of sexy screen time for Electrik Red hottie Naomi Allen. Be sure to watch all the way to the end for the unforgettable dance number too. Now, the next time you need some help with your game (or a good laugh), you know to holler at Leroy Smith.
via Complex
“My Gift To The Game” features Charlie Murphy in full Leroy uniform lip-synching to Ryan Leslie vocals and plenty of sexy screen time for Electrik Red hottie Naomi Allen. Be sure to watch all the way to the end for the unforgettable dance number too. Now, the next time you need some help with your game (or a good laugh), you know to holler at Leroy Smith.
via Complex
KANYE WEST APOLOGY
I feel like this is sincere but as I always say you have to think before you act. Lesson learned. Mr. West I think you should go seek some professional help. I am not saying you are crazy but all those "YES" people you have around you won't help. Good luck sir.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
This is a little fishy to me
This sucks
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/usopen09/news/story?id=4468762
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/usopen09/news/story?id=4468762
Introducing Bridget Kelly
Friday Night September 11, 2009 I sat in front of my TV and witnessed what I have been hearing about for so long from my sister from another mother Gia. Bridget Kelly an artist on Roc Nation label got the opportunity to show the world how smooth and soulful her voice is. Ms Kelly I can honestly say I was impressed with your vocal range and you really made me proud.
twitter @theycallmebk
Below witness the voice that is Bridget Kelly:
1st Video is an endorsement from the chairman of the board:
Ms. Kelly rockin MSG:
Stripped down and Organic. What a beautiful voice:
twitter @theycallmebk
Below witness the voice that is Bridget Kelly:
1st Video is an endorsement from the chairman of the board:
Ms. Kelly rockin MSG:
Stripped down and Organic. What a beautiful voice:
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
OH NO HE DIDN'T
Wow, I know some people really want to do this including myself but I would never slap a child that was not my own. I guess this man was fed up. Yahoo News Reports:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_re_us/us_stranger_slaps_toddler
Stranger accused of slapping crying child at store
STONE MOUNTAIN, Ga. – Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl at a suburban Atlanta Walmart slapped the child several times after warning the toddler's mother to keep her quiet.
A police report says after the stranger hit the girl at least four times, he said: "See, I told you I would shut her up."
Roger Stephens of Stone Mountain is charged with felony cruelty to children. It was unclear if he had an attorney and a telephone call to his home Wednesday was unanswered.
Authorities say the girl and her mother were shopping Monday when the toddler began crying. The police report says Stephens approached the mother and said, "If you don't shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you."
Authorities say Stephens then grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her. The child began screaming and Stephens was arrested. Police say an examination showed the girl's face was slightly red.
A call to the girl's mother, identified in the police report as Sonya Mathews of Grayson, was answered by a woman who identified herself as Sabrina Mathis, the victim's aunt.
Mathis said Wednesday that the girl is doing fine.
"As of today, she has really forgotten about it," Mathis said. "She's been playing."
Mathis said the girl's mother was shaken up over the incident.
"She's as well as to be expected," Mathis said. "Right now she's just trying to calm down."
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
JUST ANOTHER DAY
This song just shuffled onto my itunes and I had to post this video. One of my favorite BIG TEEF songs. Interesting thing is when I was googling the video she is the #2 search when I typed in "Queen" She is 2ND most famous Queen. She is "OUR" royalty....Anyway, here is the video. "Feeling good today, Feeling lovely yay"
PRINCE MJ
Sunday September 6, 2009
(Labor Day WeekEnd!)
KeiStar Productions Presents
* SOUL SLAM (XIV) MICHAEL JACKSON & PRINCE *
Celebrating The Life & Legacy Of Our Greatest Icon!
MICHAEL JACKSON
(1958-2009 R.I.P)
* THE KING OF POP With His Royal Clan *
&
Honoring
THE PRINCE With His Disciples
Music By DJ SPINNA
@ BLVD - CRASH MANSION *3 Floors Of Dancing*(NYC)
199 Bowery (Between Spring & Rivington Sts) NYC
DOORS 10PM-4AM / $20 Advance Tickets / 21 &
Over- ID Required
Tickets Available Online @ http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/76463
& At:
-Fat Beats (NYC) 406 6th Avenue (Corner of 8th Street) 212.673.3883
-Pieces (BKLYN) 671 Vanderbilt Ave (Corner Of Park Pl.) 718.857.7211
GET YOUR TIX NOW!!!
(Labor Day WeekEnd!)
KeiStar Productions Presents
* SOUL SLAM (XIV) MICHAEL JACKSON & PRINCE *
Celebrating The Life & Legacy Of Our Greatest Icon!
MICHAEL JACKSON
(1958-2009 R.I.P)
* THE KING OF POP With His Royal Clan *
&
Honoring
THE PRINCE With His Disciples
Music By DJ SPINNA
@ BLVD - CRASH MANSION *3 Floors Of Dancing*(NYC)
199 Bowery (Between Spring & Rivington Sts) NYC
DOORS 10PM-4AM / $20 Advance Tickets / 21 &
Over- ID Required
Tickets Available Online @ http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/76463
& At:
-Fat Beats (NYC) 406 6th Avenue (Corner of 8th Street) 212.673.3883
-Pieces (BKLYN) 671 Vanderbilt Ave (Corner Of Park Pl.) 718.857.7211
GET YOUR TIX NOW!!!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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